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Post by Cliff's Notes on Jun 21, 2010 11:11:23 GMT -5
So where did everybody go? Fishing?
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Post by harlem on Jun 21, 2010 11:38:48 GMT -5
Dear Hollywood.
Cameron Diaz is not hot. Please stop making claims to the contrary.
Sincerely, Harlem.
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Post by Cliff's Notes on Jun 21, 2010 12:21:35 GMT -5
Dear Hollywood. Cameron Diaz is not hot. Please stop making claims to the contrary. Sincerely, Harlem. PS: Lindsey Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker, too.
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Post by Doobs on Jun 22, 2010 6:30:57 GMT -5
Dear Hollywood. Cameron Diaz is not hot. Please stop making claims to the contrary. Sincerely, Harlem. PS: Lindsey Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker, too. Horseface as well!
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Post by Cliff's Notes on Jun 29, 2010 7:48:26 GMT -5
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Post by Cliff's Notes on Jul 12, 2010 14:27:44 GMT -5
Looking forward to this one. Liked the comic book a lot, but they really had to expand the comic a lot to fill a feature length movie. Here's the trailer: www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4089185817/
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Post by reghartner on Jul 15, 2010 23:05:32 GMT -5
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Post by reghartner on Jul 15, 2010 23:09:19 GMT -5
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Post by reghartner on Jul 15, 2010 23:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by Cliff's Notes on Jul 17, 2010 22:19:17 GMT -5
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Post by reghartner on Jul 18, 2010 21:48:56 GMT -5
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Post by reghartner on Jul 20, 2010 16:47:46 GMT -5
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Post by harlem on Jul 21, 2010 6:37:43 GMT -5
Midget Albom is a pompous dick. I learned that first hand. Prick.
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Post by reghartner on Aug 3, 2010 15:42:06 GMT -5
From Deadspin...
This isn't an intern horror and much as it is an intern honor, but I think you'll enjoy it nonetheless.
I once interned at a small PR firm in Washington, DC. It was a pretty good gig, and since most of the work they did was for labor unions, they had to suck it up and pay me (slightly above minimum wage, but not a bad way to make beer money).
One day they brought in pizza for someone's going away party. After shoving down a few slices of pepperoni and sausage Pizza Hut, I started to feel an urgent, sloppy poop coming on. So, I quietly excused myself from the conference room where everyone was gathered and headed for the bathroom. No problem, right?
Well I wasn't alone. Following me directly to the bathroom was none other than the president of the fuckin' firm. Now, granted, it's a small company so it's not like we're talkin about Warren Buffet or anything. But still, I'm just an intern, and I'm going to take a massive, earthshattering dump next to the guy who runs the entire damn company. So you can understand that it can be intimidating.
The bathroom on our floor is small, so I step into one stall and he steps into the other. I drop my pants and take a seat. I know my bowels and I know that the only thing that will be worse than the repulsive sound eminating from my buttocks will be the horrid stench. So, in a moment of flustered judgment, I decide to give my boss's boss's boss a heads up:
"Hey, ummm, just so you know... it might get a little funky over here."
Without missing a beat the President answers back, "What, you mean like this?" And he proceeds to blast off one of the most rancid, swamp-bubbling, toxic shits that I had ever heard in my 21 year-old life. I mean we're talking an atomic dump for the ages... and I couldn't just let it pass without a proper response.
"No, I was thinking a little more like this." And I let loose a thunderous fart followed by a wet sloppy continuous splash that would have beach villagers of Thailand running for the hills (too soon?)
"Not bad," the President says. "But maybe you were hoping for something like this..."
And that, my friends, is how on one glorious afternoon a lowly college intern engaged in a game of Battleshits with the president of his firm.
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Post by Cliff's Notes on Aug 25, 2010 14:16:23 GMT -5
I just found out that there is no such thing as a Brontosauras.
This has ruined my day.
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