Nook Logan

[osu054]

This is hilarious. It came from a thread off the m-live Detroit Tigers fan forum. I love the Rosie O'Donnell comparison.

uh, i don't think so friend. in 3 unproductive seasons, nook is batting .270 for his career with an obp of .319 and in his only "full" season in the bigs, he hit a whopping .258 with an even more impressive obp of .305.
using your logic, you probably think rosie o'donnell is hot. you know, because she's on tv. no way they'd put an ugly chick on tv, right? just like there's no way a mlb team would start a crappy cf, right?

[harlem]

Comparing someone to Rosie O'Donnell is probably the lowest thing you can say. I'd rather be compared to a jumbo Hitler with a side of Pol Pot.

[theforty]

Remember those stupid association questions on the SAT that would read something like:

Nook Logan is to Rosie O'Donnell as

a) Milt Cuyler is to Ellen DeGenres
b) Kimera Bartee is to Paula Poundstone
c) Hiram Bocachica is to Roseanne Barr
d) Brian Hunter is to Sandra Bernhard
e) Roger Cedeno is to Rachel Ray

[ndbooster]

Don't know the answer to that analogy, but I don't wanna see the child from ANY of those pairings.