My boss was a minor league ballplayer during the 1980s and was a minor league teammate of Otis Nixon. He was nicknamed, "Skull" and "Skeletor" because he was so ugly.
To me, though, he's still not uglier than Willie McGee.
Even worse was the ad where the Burger King suddenly appears from behind a girder and gives coffee to a construction worker. (It's on Youtube but you don't wanna watch it, trust me.) The worker is so shocked by the King that he almost falls off the girder ... or maybe he was trying to commit suicide.
Stupidity is a renewable resource - we won't be running out anytime soon.